Thursday, December 27, 2012

Friday Flash 55.....

Losing Goober AND Andy, really was tough
Donna Summer...Smokin "Hot Stuff"
Brubeck, Montrose, Vidal Sassoon
Davy Jones made chicks swoon
Whitney Houston was a thriller
Levon Helm, Phyllis Diller
With Robin Gibb and Andy Williams, it sure looked easy
Sherman Hemsley is finally with Weezie
Ernie Borgnine and Ole JR
Ravi Shankar and his Haunting Sitar......

Unfortunately there were many more stars that died in 2012
And lets NEVER forget the many that died at the hands of Crazy Fuckers
If you or anyone that you know have written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then Book!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End...And a Kick Ass New Year!!!
Happy New Year Everybody!!!!!

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Thursday Portrait.....

The top pic is what most people see in the 3-D world.
The other pic is how I see myself because thats what I eat, sleep, and
breathe, 24/7......
If you double the 24....Then add 7....That adds up to.....Hmmmmmmmm
Crikey!!! It follows me EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!
See you for the last 55 of 2012, Thursday 8:00 PM EST.

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Happy Boxing Day...Eh?

Good Day Eh?
With the Hockey lockout still going on...
And Curling Night in Canada only on ONCE a week...
And Ann Murray and Gordon Lightfoot in Semi-Retirement...
That age old tradition and Holiday...Boxing Day, is looming to be
the biggest and best EVER!!!!!
So put up your dukes, re-wrap that ugly sweater, and meet me at Zellers!
This is going to be a Kick Ass Boxing Day...You Hoser!!

Peace on Earth...PLEASE??

Monday, December 24, 2012

Christmas Eve.....

Tonights the Night!!!
I'm setting out some cookies and milk for the portly Elf.
He ALWAYS eats every last one.
Merry Christmas to all, and to ALL a good night!!!

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Friday Flash 55.....

Christmas 1955
Everybody put up a REAL tree.
We decorated it with Bubble Lights and Tinsel.
The country wasn't fighting in a war.
I attented Kindergarten in a two-room schoolhouse.
My Grandparents were still alive.
My Mom Lorrie was still alive.
My little brother Jimmy was still alive.
Santa Claus was still alive.........

Wonderful Wonderful Memories.
If you or anyone you know has a memory or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!
So from the most nostalgic and gracious host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Long Ass Holiday Week-End.!!!!!
Merry Christmas Everybody!!!!

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Thursday Portrait.....

The b/w pic is my daughter Mandy.
She lives in Istanbul (Not Constantinople).
She hasn't been home for Christmas in FOUR years!
Yes, this is yet another cloud hanging over the Holidays.
I miss you Baby..xx

There WILL be a Holiday Friday Funfest!!
Although I expect a low turnout, I'll be ready and waiting on...
Thursday 8:00 pm EST....HERE!!

(PS. I've been getting spamed as of late so I've taken off anonymous
commenting, let me know by E-Mail or Facebook if you can't comment)

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

I See A Faint Glow.....

OK, I'm taking the advice of Brandi the Bunny Girl and lightening up a bit.
By going on with life, but NEVER forgetting how fragile and fleeting this
paltry existence is.
I just LOVE retro Christmas advertising. The 50's sure was swell .....
See ya tomorrow....G

Sunday, December 16, 2012


As if there wasn't already a pall of sorts hanging over the
Holiday Season...With the Mayan Calendar onus, The Oregon
mall shooting, UnChristmas like weather, the fiscal cliff,
and now a Horror of unspeakable dimension in Connecticut, I'm
not very much in a Christmas or creative mood.
I feel that being my normal ascerbic and satirical self is not very
appropriate for a few days.
It's almost to the point of being thankful just to make it home safely
after a trip to the corner market.
Lock your doors.
Hug your children.
Tell everyone thats in your heart, that you love them...Tell Them NOW!
See you in a few.....I Hope anyway....G

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Friday Flash 55.....

White folks call it....Wendigo Psychosis.
A condition where sufferers develope an insatiable
desire to eat human flesh.
The Algonquin Tribes claim that once a Human tastes
Human flesh, they become ONE with the Wendigo!
The family of Swift Runner was starving.
His youngest son just died.
He could feel the Wendigo beckoning.....

Zombies aren't just a Caribbean thing ya know.
Poor Swift Runner, he ended up eating his son, then killing
his wife and the rest of his family and eating them too!
In the Spring after his heinous acts were discovered, the Army
hanged him.
If you or anyone you know has tasted Human flesh or written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!
So from the most Cannibalistic host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Thursday Portrait.....

I'm having a few buddies come over this week-end.
I wonder what should get for a beveridge?
Any suggestions?
If you do think of something, let me know on....
Thursday 8:00 pm EST.
I'll be waiting.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

No Prompt Poetry.....

Meandering through life, with nary a clue.
Recalcitrant/verbose...He bleeds Maize and Blue!

Kooky and crazy
Never being TOO serious
Overbearing and Lazy
With a mindset....Mysterious
Intelligent to some...Immature to most
The Flash Fiction Maven
Always the gracious host
Living life to the fullest, is The G-Man's Credo
Looks good for his age....But NOT in a Speedo!

Acrostic Poetry: Poetry where certain letters, usually the first
in each line, form a word or message when read in sequence.

Monday, December 10, 2012

Another One Bites The Dust.....

What a tumultuous year!!!
When your stricken with a life threatening condition as I was
in April, you are VERY grateful to celebrate another year on this Planet.
So here I am...Alive, relatively pain free, still working, not quite ready to
check out just yet.
"Saint Peter don't ya call me cause I can't go.........
I don't owe shit and I want to party some more"!!!!!!!!!!
December 10, 1949.....ANOTHER day that will live in Infamy.
Thank You one and all for stopping by, I hope you always leave with a grin.

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Friday Flash 55.....

The ancient Mayan Calendar writing team of Tutuloofornow and
Jaguar Paw are hard at work.....

December 21, 2012: The End of the World!!!

"Ahahahahahahaha....OK, how about this"....

December 22, 2012: PSYCHE!!!! Just Kidding!

'You so funny'

December 23, 2013: Space Rover Curiosity finds evidence of life on Mars!

"Jaguar Paw...Whats a space rover?"

Truth is STRANGER than fiction!!!!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!!
So from the strangest and most gracious host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Thursday Portrait.....

December 5th
3:55 pm
On my deck in T-Shirt and Boxers
55 degrees.!!!!!!!!
Were the  Mayans right after all?
Tune in Thursday 8:00 pm EST, to find out.
At that time, ALL will be revealed.......
(And I'm NOT talking about my Boxers)

Monday, December 3, 2012

No Prompt Poetry.....

She thought Santa's request ... 'a bit odd'.
But she agreed to proceed with a nod.
He asked her to lay down across his lap.
Then she felt a hard slap.
This Santa's name wasn't Claus, Sade!

Ahh the Holidays, it just brings out The Muse in me.
Have a Slap Ass Week!